Uncle Drew Quiz – Which Character Are You?

<span class="author-by">by</span> Samantha <span class="author-surname">Stratton</span>

by Samantha Stratton

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There’s a certain hilarity to seeing professional athletes in action, especially in unmistakable cameos where there’s no pressure to deliver quality line-reading. Kyrie Irving, a five-time NBA all-star, tapped into this amusement when he created the slam-dunking septuagenarian Uncle Drew, writing and directing a series of commercial shorts based on the character for a zero-calorie soft drink. Kyrie Irving Almost like a spoof version of “Jackass,” but without the threat of exposed fake genitalia and plenty of product placement, they featured Irving, who was dressed and made-up as an old man, dunking on some very skeptical young players before revealing his true identity to the audience. It’s a straightforward concept with enormous potential, but this feature adaptation fails to deliver on it in more ways than simply misrepresenting basketball players as authentically aged characters.

After a “30 for 30” about Uncle Drew’s legendary NBA status, which features an entire cast of real-life legends, the movie, directed by Charles Stone III and written by Jay Longino, does have a bit of a pop at the beginning. As soon as the film establishes its credibility as a comedy with numerous basketball in-jokes, it transitions into a compelling underdog story about Dax (Lil Rel Howery), a b-ball fanatic who wants to help his team win the non-professional Rucker Classic street ball tournament in New York City. Every piece of his life falls apart just days before the big fight: his team abandons him to work with his sociopathic arch nemesis Mookie (Nick Kroll, the cinematic king of douchebags), which causes his girlfriend (a delightful Tiffany Haddish) to abandon him as well. Before he gives up all hope of winning the tournament, some of the men at the barbershop (including Mike Epps and J.B. Smoove, who are dressed in old-age make-up) advise him to team up with a guy named Uncle Drew and the players with whom he used to dominate the tournament.

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Later, “Uncle Drew” becomes a story about an increasingly cohesive group of septuagenarians who are packed into Drew’s bright orange van in one barely-detailed comedic sequence after another. Chris Webber portrays a preacher who has a bad habit of dunking people during his baptisms; Reggie Miller portrays a legally blind man (and you can guess what happens when he gets behind the wheel); Nate Robinson portrays Boots, who is confined to a wheelchair; and Shaq portrays a martial arts instructor who harbors a grudge against Drew. As Dax puts together his team, “Uncle Drew” transforms into a mix of shaggy buddy-road movie and stale young vs. old movie, but it also becomes half of a great comedy.
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“Uncle Drew” boasts an all-star cast, both in terms of its comedic and athletic rosters, and the script will leave you wishing they had done more with each and every one of the characters. For starters, these athletes don’t appear to have simply walked onto the set after hours of make-up application; instead, they have created physical tics and gravely voices for their elderly characters. They simply do not have enough resources to work with. In many cases, scenes are driven by a single joke, or perhaps two, but the wackiness is too obvious, such as the phoned-in promise of seeing Shaq’s bare ass after a pointless plot development. “Uncle Drewinterest “‘s in simple jokes is only really effective when these elderly gentlemen later demonstrate their dancing skills at a club, because man, these gentlemen can dance. As disheartening as it is to admit, Nick Kroll’s ADR may be the most memorable aspect of “Uncle Drew,” with his canned dialogue containing such out-of-left-field, laugh-out-loud gems as “old people are overrated!”

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That’s just for the men on “Uncle Drew,” though; the women are in a much worse situation. If a film goes to such lengths as to prevent four-time Olympic gold medalist Lisa Leslie from participating in basketball until the very end, it has a problem, and that’s exactly what this film does when it casts her as the bat-swinging, car-chasing ex-wife of Chris Webber’s Preacher. It is no different from the use of Maya (Erica Ash), Boots’ granddaughter, who is written as if she is an emotional robot meant to comfort either Dax or her grandfather, who is also written as if she is an emotional robot meant to comfort either Dax or her grandfather. So even Tiffany Haddish, who brings a comic energy that could light up an entire city, is confined to the role of a prize, no matter how independent and in your face she plays the role of Jess in this film.
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Although “Uncle Drew” is a sports film that builds to a climactic tournament, it falls short of its potential because the hook of seeing these septuagenarians own the court is put off for far too long. When they are finally able to demonstrate that they are still capable of playing, it is a weak payoff, resulting in a lack of tension when it comes to the big game at the Rucker, despite the fact that this should be the point at which a film like “Uncle Drew” should be at its best. Only during the actual gameplay in the third act does Stone’s direction provide a thrill, as there is some dazzle when players like Irving can show off their skills with ball control and slam dunks, as if they were stuntmen who had perfected some unbelievable tricks. However, the game footage itself only receives a cinematic boost when dunks are shown in slow motion or a spectacular three-pointer is captured from an angle that would be impossible to capture in a regular television broadcast.

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Even though it has a few big laughs, “Uncle Drew” misunderstands its goofy pitch and uses it as an excuse to be very straightforward with its comedy and sappy with its emotions. However, Irving’s heart, as expressed through the constant witticism and near-perfect character of Uncle Drew, prevents the film from feeling entirely like a cheesy feature adaptation of a commercial: Irving sincerely wishes to inspire the young bloods in the audience, and he hopes to do so through the ageless joy of basketball. Even in this case, however, a lack of ingenuity dominates the frame: “You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take,” he tells Dax at the conclusion of the film, maintaining a completely straight face the entire time. To be honest, that’s just bad advice, and as further evidence that this film isn’t quite sure what it wants to be, here’s a quote from former NHL player Wayne Gretzky.Also, you must try to play this Uncle Drew quiz.

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